HELLO.

ok basically i'm here to spam.

yeah.

spam crap.

as in.

you know?

the thing that plops into the toilet bowl?

yeah that thing that can be hard and dry.

can be wet and watery.

can be dark brown or brownish yellow?

yeah that thing.

crap.

the thing that teachers shove up students butts, as if they don't have enough of their own.

the thing that tired people use to describe life.

the thing that smells like my friend's cousin's brother's granduncle's nephew's sister's cousin's friend's neighbour.

the thing that frequently flys out of my mouth like saliva, only in great BIG chunks.

ok fine.

basically if you still don't get what i'm saying,

crap = shit

shit = crap

simple right! :D

you must be thinking.

"omg he is such a genius! now i know what crap is!"

8D you're totally welcome manzx.

ohnnoes mie ish goingx intoo twitxzxzx modde.

dammitx! mie ish twitingxzx.

WARGHHHH. MIE ISH NO TWITTERXZX.

oh yay. i got rid of the twit bug.

hmm.

what else shall i say?

ah i know.

good luck for exams.

i sure need a lot of it.

if only i could exchange my crap for brains or luck.

oh well.

wishful thinking.

hmm?

what did you say?

oh.

why i wasted your time making you read such crap?

oh er..

hehe.

i just wanted to change the first post i see.

so yeah.

my crap is done for now.

serve while warm.

best goes with soured milk and mouldy cheese.

bon appetite!

byebye!

signing off,
euu.kan.goh.fine.out.hu.ai.em

[p.s. actually quite obvious who i am lah hor.]

welcome